Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages
This is so vague I love it. The voices you are hearing are real, god is speaking to you. The nation of France needs you. Don your armor, take up arms, lead the French army. This is your destiny, joan. When the flames come for you let them lick your bones and laugh.
Johan Harstad, Buzz Aldrin, What Happened to You in all the Confusion?